Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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