Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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