Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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