I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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