How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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