Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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