I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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