Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
false alarm, still single
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