Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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