don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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