Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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