His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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