Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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