Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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