Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Randomize
