i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize