Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Blood and glitter go together right?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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