is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
i think my cat just said my name.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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