is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Randomize
