I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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