I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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