I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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