I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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