p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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