She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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