We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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