naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
