How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
