How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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