I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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