That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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