I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
