i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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