Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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