we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish life had little blips of pornography
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm too high and old for this...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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