How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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