dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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