Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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