your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize