That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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