i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize
