I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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