the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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