Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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