We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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