So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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