Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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