Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
