Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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