i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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