I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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