Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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