I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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