dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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